Viewing?!

Okay so here's what me blew my head off today..
I went to buy some groceries after lab,went home and was just starting to rest,when someone knocked on the door.

Outside were our m'sian friend,Uncle Gucci,another pakistani guy,and several british girls..the pakistani guy turned out to be 'property' agent,n they're here for viewing...what the Fish?no one told us about any viewing today..

I had to run up to clean up my mess..our pillows n duvets were still on the couch n books and papers were still on the table unarranged..well its monday yeah,so i suppose its not unusual to have books lying around since u've been revising the day before..n rushed to school the next day.

Okay fine,so the girls had a look at my bedroom and asked me if the house's as good as it seem.I would like to yell and said 'NO!'But the agent was looking at me intently and i gave in and just said it's ok.

As i went down the stairs,the landlord was waiting downstairs talking to the agent.When he saw me,he questioned me on the leak in the bathroom.well it's been a month and we really haven't much time to go to him and talk about it.he went on about the floor being disgusting bcos of the leak and rubbish everywhere.

I wasnt in my right mind because I was so mad at him for yelling at me in front of the agent and i start shouting about the gas an electricity that we had to pay for,i think i tried to make it a point that,if the central heatings done,(and having us,who gave u rent mony for u to rest warmly at home,not freezing to nearly death just to save the high cost of prepaid meters)the toilet would be dry by now even if it's blocked.Im a naturally slow thinker.Im working on it.hehs.

What would be a gud reply is,'its not the water's fault that the floor's dirty,its your equipments and toolworks and CEMENTS and SAND that u left behind the seemingly innocent door that causes the rest of the floor to be dirty' and 'FYI,i thought u promised to give us a big dustbin for the house,and the reason that black bag was inside is because tomoro's collection day!' OR 'what's the point of complaining to you anyways,u constantly giving excuses when we want you to deal with everything,where's the rug for the living room u promised?what happened to 'i will paint the wall after eid' and where's that bulb u wanted to change TWO months ago?' oh im so sick of this.

He scold me for the broken toilet seat.it was half broken when we came in!!obviously it will breakdown someday,n unsurprisingly he doesnt admit to that.well its partly our fault for not checking on anything first.

So what else,the washing machine.ITS GOOD ALLRIGHT!10 years warranty.and it comes with a special feature,it moves!Several times we washed our clothes,the machine came knocking the living room door from the middle of the kitchen.i think it wanted to tell us that our laundry's nearly done,just wait till the spinning's over.One time it even opened the spoon/fork drawer and threw the whole thing to the floor..'im active,im sooo hungry i could eat steels'

You dont have to lie,we know u don't use that kind of washing machine at home.if u do,your house would be flooding by now.
okay i got quiz for u guys yang baca this blog,banyak2 washing machine,washing machine mana yang lumpat2?
WASHING MACHINE KAMI! bangga kami eh.sampai bingkok water pipe yang connected to the machine.

Come on 'brader',u want to rent out a house with fee yang mahal berabis but not even worth the price.One look,elegant.Just as you moved in,u just WISH u hadn't!

Landlord says,'we're muslim brothers'....let me continue with the rest of the sentence 'but doesnt mean i'll go easy on your money!'...

If you respect us for just a lil bit,we wud compromise yeah.But u don't even keep promises and now u want to take on every penny we pay the agent for deposits?compare to that dirty floor (which is not even fully our fault),and considering us as first years,who are just trying to fit in and be independant,you're just too much..

Me n the girls will find a time to talk to the agent and complain on everything before the landlord decides to take all our money away.

peace n out.